COMING SOON CELEBRITY BIRD OF THE WEEK!

THE CELEBRITIES ARE NOT EXEMPT!!!! BLASTING A DIFFERENT BIRD CELEBRITY EVERY WEEK!!! INPUT IS APPRECIATED!

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE??

LADIES IT IS NOT OKAY TO GET LOOSE OFF THE GOOSE IF UR BIRD ASS CANT EVEN CLUCK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE CLUB!
I'M STANDING ON THE LINE IN THE SUPERMARKET AND THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF ME ARE TALKING ABOUT LADIES NIGHT THAT WAS THE PREVIOUS NIGHT. SO GHETTO #1 SAYS' "GIRL I AIN'T EVEN SEE WHERE U WENT AFTER THE CLUB?" GHETTO #2 LOL's & SAYS "GIRL I WOKE UP IN SOME NIGGA CRIB. I'M IN MY SLEEP & HE WAKE ME UP TALKING BOUT I GOT TO LEAVE BEFORE HIS MOMMA GET HOME! I AIN'T EVEN NO THAT NIGGA NAME... MY PANTIES WAS GONE! I LEFT OUT THE BACK DOOR IN A T-SHIRT WIT HIS BOXERS ON & MY HEELS! I GUESS IMMA BLAME THAT ON DA GOOSE!" WTF!!!????? ARE U FREAKING KIDDING ME? WHERE THEY DO THAT AT? THE CRAZIEST PART WAS GHETTO #1 JUST LAUGHED. IF SHE WAS A REAL FRIEND SHE WOULD OF PUT YOUR ASS ON BLAST! NO MORE! WE ARE NOT GONNA IGNORE YOUR BIRD ASS! WE GONNA BLOG YOU! TWITPIC YOU! MYSPACE YOU! UNTIL YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! 2010 IS NOT THE YEAR OF THE DRUNKEN BIRD BITCH! GET YA MIND RIGHT!


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