SHE SMASHED THE HOMEY

SO... YOU & YOUR FRIEND GO TO THE CLUB MEET A FEW HOT GUYS. YOU HIT IT OFF & GO BACK TO THE DUDES HOMEBOYS CRIB. YOU SLEEP WITH THE GUY & YOUR FRIEND SLEEPS WITH THE GUYS FRIEND. EVERYTHING IS COOL. HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND! WRONG!
YOU THINK IT'S A BRIGHT IDEA TO MESS AROUND WITH THE GUYS FRIEND & YOU THINK NO BIG DEAL. OUR SECRET. SHAME ON YOU GIRLFRIEND. NOT ONLY ARE YOU THE BUTT (PUN VERY MUCH INTENDED) OF A LOT OF JOKES IN THE CREW BUT YOU ALSO... SMASHED THE HOMEY!!!
WHY WOULD YOU KNOWINGLY PUT YOURSELF IN THIS POSITION? WHY WOULD YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU ARE SO SPECIAL. OBVIOUSLY THE HOMEY DIDN'T THINK SO I GUESS YOU FIGURE HEY WHY NOT. IT AIN'T NO FUN IF THE HOMIES DONT GET NONE! I GUESS YOU COULD CONSIDER IT A GOOD DEED. SHARING IS CARING RIGHT! LOL... UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY REWARD YOU GET FOR THIS GOOD DEED IS A BAD REP AND MORE MILEAGE ON THE VA-JAYJAY. DON'T BECOME A VICTIM! WE WILL PROVIDING A HOTLINE FOR YOU BIRD BITCHES AND TRYING TO FIND YOU HELP... NO BIRD BITCH LEFT BEHIND!!!

THE HELLO BIRD

STOP FUCKING ON HELLO!!!!!
It's as simple as that. I know there are people hearing this and saying

I'm different, I am not emotional, I can separate sex and emotion. Blah Blah Blah

Listen, even if this were true (another day another topic) it doesn't matter. When you fuck a dude just meeting him you set the bar on the floor for the future. Yes, there are those few exceptional stories of love at first sight but those stories are few and far in between. No he is not calling you to see how your day is going, how you feel, he is not interested in your goals and dreams or even being a part of them. He is calling you to fuck, isn't that what he did when you met? There is no potential for anything else ever!!!!

I spoke to a girl the other day, the sweetest girl you could meet. I have known her for years and for years she has been having the same issues with men. What she fails to realize, is that these are issues that she calls on her self repeatedly. She meets dudes at the club and hits them off in the bathroom or at a church function and fucks them on the first date or when she goes on vacation and just happens to meet "Him". Then she gets all depressed when her attempts to treat this situation like it is anything more than a fuck are pushed aside and her calls are ignored and his are less frequent until they are non existent. If she accepted the fact that most guys arenot going to take her serious after her riske rendevous then maybe, just maybe she would finally treat herself with the respect and love she deserves and wait a minute before giving it up.

For those of you who went on to marry your guy from this situation congrats. Please keep your responses to yourself. This is strictly for the bird who keeps fucking dudes on the hello and just is not learning her lesson. Trust they outnumber the

happily ever afters

.

This is not Jerry McGuire, He should not have you on Hello!

Don't rush, if he wants you he will wait. Not only do you ruin your chances of being taken seriously, you also sabotage the perception of the next girl behind you. What does this have to do with you? We will answer that later.

COMING SOON CELEBRITY BIRD OF THE WEEK!

THE CELEBRITIES ARE NOT EXEMPT!!!! BLASTING A DIFFERENT BIRD CELEBRITY EVERY WEEK!!! INPUT IS APPRECIATED!

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE??

LADIES IT IS NOT OKAY TO GET LOOSE OFF THE GOOSE IF UR BIRD ASS CANT EVEN CLUCK YOUR WAY OUT OF THE CLUB!
I'M STANDING ON THE LINE IN THE SUPERMARKET AND THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF ME ARE TALKING ABOUT LADIES NIGHT THAT WAS THE PREVIOUS NIGHT. SO GHETTO #1 SAYS' "GIRL I AIN'T EVEN SEE WHERE U WENT AFTER THE CLUB?" GHETTO #2 LOL's & SAYS "GIRL I WOKE UP IN SOME NIGGA CRIB. I'M IN MY SLEEP & HE WAKE ME UP TALKING BOUT I GOT TO LEAVE BEFORE HIS MOMMA GET HOME! I AIN'T EVEN NO THAT NIGGA NAME... MY PANTIES WAS GONE! I LEFT OUT THE BACK DOOR IN A T-SHIRT WIT HIS BOXERS ON & MY HEELS! I GUESS IMMA BLAME THAT ON DA GOOSE!" WTF!!!????? ARE U FREAKING KIDDING ME? WHERE THEY DO THAT AT? THE CRAZIEST PART WAS GHETTO #1 JUST LAUGHED. IF SHE WAS A REAL FRIEND SHE WOULD OF PUT YOUR ASS ON BLAST! NO MORE! WE ARE NOT GONNA IGNORE YOUR BIRD ASS! WE GONNA BLOG YOU! TWITPIC YOU! MYSPACE YOU! UNTIL YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! 2010 IS NOT THE YEAR OF THE DRUNKEN BIRD BITCH! GET YA MIND RIGHT!


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