Tuesday, November 24, 2009

SHE SMASHED THE HOMEY




SO... YOU & YOUR FRIEND GO TO THE CLUB MEET A FEW HOT GUYS. YOU HIT IT OFF & GO BACK TO THE DUDES HOMEBOYS CRIB. YOU SLEEP WITH THE GUY & YOUR FRIEND SLEEPS WITH THE GUYS FRIEND. EVERYTHING IS COOL. HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND! WRONG!
YOU THINK IT'S A BRIGHT IDEA TO MESS AROUND WITH THE GUYS FRIEND & YOU THINK NO BIG DEAL. OUR SECRET. SHAME ON YOU GIRLFRIEND. NOT ONLY ARE YOU THE BUTT (PUN VERY MUCH INTENDED) OF A LOT OF JOKES IN THE CREW BUT YOU ALSO... SMASHED THE HOMEY!!!
WHY WOULD YOU KNOWINGLY PUT YOURSELF IN THIS POSITION? WHY WOULD YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU ARE SO SPECIAL. OBVIOUSLY THE HOMEY DIDN'T THINK SO I GUESS YOU FIGURE HEY WHY NOT. IT AIN'T NO FUN IF THE HOMIES DONT GET NONE! I GUESS YOU COULD CONSIDER IT A GOOD DEED. SHARING IS CARING RIGHT! LOL... UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY REWARD YOU GET FOR THIS GOOD DEED IS A BAD REP AND MORE MILEAGE ON THE VA-JAYJAY. DON'T BECOME A VICTIM! WE WILL PROVIDING A HOTLINE FOR YOU BIRD BITCHES AND TRYING TO FIND YOU HELP... NO BIRD BITCH LEFT BEHIND!!!

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1 comment:

  1. LMFAO!!!!!!
    On the money. I don't watch this show, but your point is well taken. Does a bird bitch have any shame? SMDH

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