We hear you, what about the males who act like birds? why don't you get on them? Well before we get on them and trust me we will!
First, we want to give a shout out to all the birds who got knocked out, smacked down and embarrased in the club for the new year. LMAO
Ladies (that is what you want to be treated like right?) Please for heavens sake stop stepping to men like you are going to beat them down. Men no longer have to worry about the dude in the club who wants to shoot him for stepping on his sneakers. Now he has to worry about keeping his cool while some loud bird bitch curses and threatens him in front of his boys and the rest of the damn club.
Yes you can hold your own, you have scrapped with the best of them and came out on top. WE GET IT.
Here's the scenario: Dude (about 6'3" 220lbs) comes in the path of Bird (5'5" 120lbs) their exchange is not so pleasant but the music is going and everyone keeps dancing. You see the tension, but it all seems to be coming from the female who is clearly invading dudes personal space, hands in his face and nothing but foul disrespectful names coming out of her mouth. From the looks of things, it is safe to say he has the "one hitter quitter". If she was a guy I am pretty sure that the rumble would have started long ago. So, she throws her drink in his face and BOOM, he smacks the shit out of her.
Was he wrong for hitting her? That is the debate. I know that the politically correct answer is "it is never ok to hit a woman" but, I am going to have to disagree. I say smack that bitch doooowwwwnnnnn!
If you want to be treated like a lady, woman, princess, queen etc, etc. THEN ACT LIKE ONE! We can't have it both ways. It's that simple. So for 2010 I am giving Men, (not all men) one free pimp hand pass. That's right, one pass that you can use on the bird bitch who gets out of line.
Now, there are some restrictions to the pass. 1. It can only be used for a bird. Not a woman, lady, or girl.
2. It can only be used when all else fails and there really is no other option or when the bitch is just asking for it.
You're upset and we get that. But I am so sick of females who want it both ways. You want to be treated equally, and while I understand that doesn't mean being smacked, I do believe that if you forget who and what you are, people will treat you like who and what you portray. So, next time you in the club clucking on the dance floor with your chirp chirp crew and you trying to get a dudes attention but he is clearly ignoring you- instead of getting two pieced (you know it will end up on youtube!) in front of everybody, just bring your clucking to a minimum and save yourself the embarrassment. We will find out about it and we will blast that ass!!! You've been warned!
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Lmao! Now you know I can't co-sign on slapping any female because you have some illiterate dudes who can't compehend "no other recourse". These clowns also have no clue how to differentiate between birds and real women!
ReplyDeleteWith that said however, you do make a good argument about these broads falling back and not making a spectacle of themselves. Unfortunately they don't know any better. We all are just witnessing what happens when you don't get enough attention as a child! Isn't the cheap, tight outfit and shoes enough for everyone to look at you (and laugh)? Oh and let's not forget the ridiculous "Rapunzel" weave that "Rae Rae's booster's cousin's half sister's boyfriend's aunt did! We see you "Tyson's finest"! Now instead of being up in every club, spilling hard working people's drinks while you rant and rave and front endlessly, go see a professional. Lay down on a psychiatrist's couch instead of laying on some club's floor after getting knocked the "f@$k out!